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He also refuses to shoot him. The inmates learn the value of teamwork. A guard, showing how tough he is, smashes his head into a locker. A few crushing but fair hits on the football field pale compared to the numerous cheap shots shown here.

In one scene we see her ogling one of the underwear ads he did in his prime. Several women wear very low-cut blouses and tight T-shirts. A prisoner repeatedly bounces his own head off a concrete wall. Even a TV news announcer shows cleavage. Guards and prisoners are routinely wheeled away on stretchers as the pigskin carnage goes on and on and on.

The camera stares as a woman wearing a bikini swims and climbs out of a pool. An inmate is mercilessly teased about having an affair with one of the transvestites; he denies it vehemently even when security camera footage shows them caressing and then ducking inside a room, where we see their silhouettes hugging and groping.

The Longest Yard () - Cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. to draw laughs and icks from a mostly straight audience. Brass knuckles even make an entrance at the big game. A scrimmage degenerates into little more than a brawl, with men kicking and punching one another.

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He sets about instilling a relative amount of discipline into the players—emphasis on the word relative. Included are scenes of Crewe hanging a cowboy hat on his private parts and him spanking her in her underwear. It giggles over men prancing about in equally spare skirts and bra-tops.

The day of the big game arrives, complete with coverage by ESPN. In the meantime, all sorts of cheating and dirty tricks between the semi-pros and cons ensue. Vicious clothesline tackles are only the beginning. He wavers for a bit when push comes to shove literally in this casebut remains committed to never repeating his mistake.

Visual and verbal homosexual gags and jabs permeate the story. Hazen assures Crewe that if he puts together a practice squad made up of inmates, his three-year sentence will go smoothly. The Adam Sandler remake of 'The Longest Yard' used Tracy Morgan and co.

With the help of fellow prisoner Caretaker (Chris Rock), Crewe recruits the heaviest hitters from the cell block for the team, but the guys don't play like a unit until Crewe and Caretaker get some. Football is a quasi-religion in Texas, and a winning team owner has that much better chance to be elected governor, a position the warden has designs on.

One does an acrobatic flip, exposing his jockstrap and nearly bare backside. Crewe is notorious for throwing a game in the past; will he do it again to save his own skin? Included are kicks to the crotch, face and chest.

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